girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
Bowie’s playing with his balls again *takes a drink*
(Source: fermentedpineapple)
(Source: lovesafreak)
Fun fact: Australia is everyone’s AU.
when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just
that photo is fucking terrifying
That photo was on my cereal this morning?
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
Hey babe wanna go fast?
Hammering the down arrow and yelling “Go down! Go down!”
Didn’t work. No wonder I don’t date.
The coolest social recluses tho
there’s beatles porn????
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
(Source: kyan-pepper)
if you can’t make fun of your fandom then you’re not in the right fandom